I know, Mario and Luigi look crap, but who cares?
The Wright brothers vs the Mario brothers is yet another video in the epic rap battles of history series. To hear it, click on - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y.
LYRICS[]
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!
VS
THE MARIO BROTHERS!
BEGIN.
We're the Wright brothers and there can't be no other,
We don't wanna cause trouble - are you looking for your lover?
Cause your princess is in our castle now!
Yeah, she's gone.
We were up all night,
Playing Donkey Kong.
Before us people only used to fly in balloons!
You think we're scared of 2 idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life!
So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe!
Itsa me, Mario!
And Luigi motha da-ding!
Why don't you skip back to your biplane and make out with each other?
Look at these 2, their lives must have been horrible!
2 dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville!
You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh!
If you wanted to fly you should have just eaten this leaf!
You should eat something anyway, look at you so skinny!
You might fly like a hawk,
But you fight like a kitty!
We don't need to fight, we're the masters of flight.
Representing North Carolina aiiiiiiight!
We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller,
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller.
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something-
We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B button!
We're serving up an 8-bit fist
Made to order!
That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters.
Like POW!
How you like me now?!
Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser!
You'll get pummeled!
You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel.
We've been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song!
Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong.
WHO WON?
WHOSE NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Post who you think won & who should be rapping next.