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Justin Bieber Vs. Ludvig Von Beethoven is a rap in the epic rap battles of history series. Please comment on who you think won. thumb|300px|right




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Rappers alternate in rapping

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTROY!

JUSTING BIEBER!

VERSUS!

LUDVIG VON BEETHOVEN!

BEGIN!


Look what the cat dragged back from the dead

Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head

I'm the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Bette White

Here's some aspirin, you're catching Bieber Fever tonight

Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible

Who even listens to Classical anyway?

Even Elise wants to do me and now that you're right next to me

I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies!


Sit down, son and let me give you a music lesson

Ask Bach, I've got more cock than Smith and Wesson

Never say never? You'll never be forgetting

I crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages

You're music get you bitches on your Facebook pages

I'm commiting verbal murder in the major third degree

My name is Beethoven Mother [censored], maybe you've heard of me?

Not the Saint Bernard version, I'm the real OG

You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!


I've got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage

When's the last time your music got anybody laid?

I've got a concert in five, so there's not much time left

What else can I say? You're own music made you deaf!


I would smack you but in Germany we don't hit little girls

And I'm glad I'm death so I don't have to hear that piece of [censored] "My World!"

There's a crowd of millions waiting to see my symphonies

You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them to their seats.

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