Tank Dempsey[1]Edit[]
- "Cover you ears, shriek-bag!"
- — After a Shrieker Zombie spawns
- "Oh fuck you! I've killed so many zombies, you'd think this crap outta be free now"
- — When not having enough points for a weapon/door.
- "Ugh we have same objective again, I'm getting tired of this, you know you guys NEVER give the community what they want!"
- — Upon spawning.
Zombie[]
- "No dice, scutterbags. You Die!"
- — after getting a Spikemore kill.
- "Ka-Boom!"
- — after shooting an zombie with an Olympia.
- "DIE! DIE!"
- — After killing a bunch of zombies
- "I didn't say we could snuggle!"
- — After killing a female zombie that recently touched him
- "FREAKS!"
- — After scoring multiple kills
- "Crap! My ears are bleeding!"
- — After Shrieker Zombie spawns
- "Baaa-Bloee! Nice."
- — After getting an explosive kill
Perk-a-Cola[]
- "Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy."
- — After drinking Quick Revive
Downed/Hurt/Revived[]
- "Gah! My knee caps!"
- — After being attacked by a crawler
- "Where the hell were you when I went down?"
- — After being revived
- "Shit, when the hell is Treyarch gonna invent some goddamn shin-guards!"
- — When attacked by a crawler
Utilities[]
- "I'm flyin'!"
- — After using the Geyser
- "Hey, neat! It's a mine cart!"
- — After noticing the mine cart
Random[]
- "Hey player, I'm gonna be there sitting in your living room if you dont do something about this, or at least until the next max ammo."
- — Said randomly.
- "Aw, I bet poor Nikolai would get lost in here."
- — When entering the mudpit
- "Winning!"
- — When obtaining a "good gun" from the box, an obvious reference to Charlie Sheen.
Nikolai Belinski[]
Starting a Match[]
- "Who needs power when you have vodka?! Don't answer that."
- — After starting a match
Zombie[]
- "I can use you for my train set"
- — When shrinking zombies with the 31-79 JGb215
- "Pieces be with you!"
- — After getting an explosive kill (Pun of the phrase "Peace be with you")
- "Ohhh, I think it scratched me!"
- — After killing a zombie that recently hit him
- "This party's really dead!"
- — After scoring multiple kills
- "Enjoy Hell!"
- — When killing a zombie.
Weapon[]
- "Hey, look a new toy."
- — When getting the Spikemore
- "Hey, zombies! Get back!"
- — After getting G11 from the Mystery Box
- "Great, Nikolai can kill 50 zombies now!"
- — After buying the Stakeout
No Ammo[]
- "Okay, no ammo. But I do have plenty of vodka. Things are looking up for Nikolai!"
- — After having no ammo
- "Hey, zombies! Can you please go attack someone else for a while?"
- — After having no ammo
Downed/Hurt/Revived[]
- "(Awkwardly) I am thanking you, for all this, good help, you are giving to me."
- — After being revived
- "Oh. You needed help? I was just taking nap after killing billions of zombies and...you're walking away. Okay. That's fine."
- — After being revived
- "Ow, my shins!"
- — When getting hit by a crawler.
Utilities/Landmarks[]
- "I'm having water sprayed places I don't what water to be!"
- — After using Geyser
- "I think it was left. No, no, right! Oh, God, I have trouble walking in straight line!"
- — After walking through mud maze
- "Wh-What? Did I just pass out?"
- — After moving through maze pit
"My ass! My perfect ass!"
After getting hit with the punjabi spikes
"Ow, My Balls!"
After getting hit with the punjabi spikes.
Perk-a-Cola[]
- "Ugh, vodka and fish do not mix."
- — After drinking Quick Revive
Takeo Masaki[]
Starting a Match[]
- "They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So, we must get the power on,...again."
- — After starting a match
- "Let me guess, we have to turn on the power."
- — After starting a match
Zombie[]
- "Gahhhh!"
- — After getting a knife kill
- "Do not touch Takeo!"
- — After killing a zombie that recently hit him
- "Begone foul creature!"
- — When killing a zombie
Utilites/Landmarks[]
- "If money is required, then money I shall find."
- — After trying to buy a door without enough money
Downed/Hurt/Revived[]
Perk-a-Cola[]
- "Mmm, my favorite."
- — After drinking Quick Revive
Power-Up[]
- "Double points or double time."
- — After getting Double Points
- "More time!"
- — After getting a Max Ammo
Pack-a-Punch[]
- "Tank seems to be waking up."
- — Upon using Pack-a-Punch
Edward Richtofen[]
Starting a Match[]
- "This place has power? Neat-o!"
- — After beggining a match
Zombie[]
- "Ack! Bad demon! Bad!"
- — After killing a zombie that recently hit him
- "Touch the Doctor and die!"
- — After killing a zombie that recently hit him
- "Gahaha! Glorious!"
- — After getting an explosive kill
- "Itty bitty bits are everywhere! (Demented laughing)"
- — After getting an explosive kill
- "I made you small, like Dempsey's brain!"
- — After shrinking a zombie with the 31-79 JGb215
- "What mutation causes a fire zombie?"
- — Upon seeing a Napalm Zombie
Weapon[]
- "(Angry) BOX!...I hate you."
- — After trying to buy the Mystery Box without enough points
Utilities/Landmarks[]
- "(In a happy tone)Reminds me of my childhood. (In an angry tone) Stop talking to me!"
- — After noticing the mine cart
- "(Quietly)The voices.. (Slight Scream) Ahh the voices!"
- — When using the Minecart
- "Oh, look, Nikolai! A water fall! (Dragged out) How romantic."
- — After noticing water fall by MP5K
- "So very confusing."
- — Upon entering the Mudpit
- "Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaa Wooooooooooo!"
- — When using the Water Slide
- "Weee! I feel so high!"
- — When using the Geyser
- "Oh spikey love!"
- — After using the Punji Stakes
Downed/Hurt/Revived[]
- "They can't kill the doctor!"
- — After being revived
Perks[]
- "Why do you taste so BAD!?"
- — After buying Quick Revive
- "Now their heads will be mine!"
- — After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri