Hello again reader,
In the beginning, the trolls came running down the hill. Then they found the bottom of the hill was on fire. Fail.
The Admins will write the rest.
From,
That voice in your head that speaks when you read stuff.
DUNDUNDUNDUNDAHDAHDAH
BRING ME 115
DUNDUNDEEDUNDAHDAHDAH
AND THEN I WILL SEND SOME FLIES
DEEDEEDUNDUNDAHDAHDAH
AND SOME LOCUSTS
DUNDUNDUNDUNDAHDAHDEE
AND SET SOMETHING ON FIRE
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And I no dat I will not die alone!
ABC
After the trolls had burned to a crisp, then came the solar chickens.
Chickens:
He's a sun, he likes sun and i like the sun.
Our only aim in like is beat Obi-Wan (at Star Wars: Battlefront 2)
Enter Chuck Norris:
Chuck:
When u do PE
Or play Assasin's cree(d)
There is one ting u need to no
When ur an admin
Your are not a bin
And don't have fins.
Chuck Norris is shot in the head and temporarily becomes a carboard cutout.
Nyan Cat makes an epic appearance; flying through space, crapping rainbows.
Mew-mew-mew, mew-mewmew-mewmew, mew-mewmewmewmew,mewmewmewmewmew,mew-mew!
Justin Bieber eats Nyan Cat and starts to sing. S@#t.
Baby-
Justin Bieber gets shoot in the knees, his elbows roasted, his eyes gouged out, his tongue cut out, his ears bitten off by a maddened gnat and finally he's crucified. YAY!
OPERATOR TRYING TO GET A SENTANCE THRU
Newsreader: Hello kiddies, now we shall find out wot is da nuus. Da nuus is: CAECILIUS EST IN DA BLOODY HORTO! Run to the Hills!
Bruce Dickinson: Ruuuun to the Hiiiils, Run fooor your liiiiives!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
mr viveaesh isn't coming! run 2 de hills
Bruce Dickinson: Ruuuun to the Hiiiils, Run fooor your liiiiives!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
School of rock:
Groupies!
Sluts!
Sleep with the band!
GROUPIESGROUPIES!
Sluts!
Sleep With The Band!
THANK SATAN THAT'S OVER!
Septimus!
Happily!
Carried!
His!
Mother!
And!
Father!
To!
The!
Port!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!
To be continued.
Now kiddies, look away, something nasty is going to happen
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Told you!
Enter Chuck Norris, free of his carboard form.
Chuck Norris: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
A rizzle rizzle rizzle yeah, the rizzle rizzle rizzle hey!
EE FEEL MAJEEKEEL! WHOOT YEER GOONA DAA ABOOT EET?
EEL REEP YEER FEECE OOF!
ER YEER NOOSTREELS!
ER YEER EEYAS!
HOO 'DYEER FEEL?
HOHOHOHO!
{C}MEESTER TROLOL DAHD! HOO 'DYEER FEEL?
OOH SHEET, HERE COOMES--------------------------------------------------------->
go go power rangers
deedeedee
go go perfect strangers
deedeedee
there are hidden dangers
deedeedee
from poser ragers
KILL
KILL
THE BRONIES AND FLUTTERSHY
DIE
DIE
THE FURRIES ARE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Clemens: Grumiio! In the morning!
Grumio: I see women (yummy), I see girls (yummier), I see SLAVE GIRLS! YUMMY YUMMY
3rd Merchant: We have big coc- clubs.
Grumio: Gimmie dat "roman club" (read: small stick)
Clemens: Afro promised you money!
Grumio: On with the song!
CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK!
Chuck:
Aaaaadmin
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadmin
PROTECT
FIGHT
BAN
PROTECTFIGHTBAN
PROTEEEECT
FIIIIIIIGHT
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
PROTECTFIGHTBAN
HEY
PROTECTFIGHTBAN
YEAH
PROTECTFIGHTBAN
IN DALLAS 1PM!
Dave Mustaine appears, and says:
Thiiis iiiiiis one frrrrrom aaaarrrrr nerrr rrrecrrrd. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangerrr Eiiteen!
WaS a LoNg AnD dArK nOvEmBeR
FrOm ThE sEaShOrEs I rEmEmBeR
ThErE wAs SnOw, WhItE sNoW
DaDAAAAAAAAAAAA DaDAAAAAAAAAAAaa
- enter random Spaniard from The Princess Bride
Hello, I am Mario Costorerro
You killed my Father
Prepare to die
Awkward Face
INCONCEIVABLE!
He slashed my father straight through the HHHHHEART!
And then I asked him to make me look like the Joker!
But he missed and hit my cheeeeeeeeeeeekkkkssss
Because.
My name is Mario Costorerro
Don't you want me baby?
Don't you want me ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
And then Mario die-hieeedd
Dadadadada
By an arrow to the kneeeeeeeeee
Dadadadada
And then Ghost Rider came in
On his tricycle Harleeeeeeey
Coz he's a wild bitch
He wants to kick meeeeeeeee
Then he joined Team Jaco-o-ob
Like a true nature child
He was born
Born to be wild
He can climb so high
He never wanna die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild
Enter British thrash metal band Sabbat. (Singing+playing at the speed of light):
Obituary can suck on this (riff change)
Because (riff change) the pagans in the (riff change)south(RC) are not Christians(RC)
Say (RC)the priests(RC)
But(RC) the(RC) priests(RC)
Are pagans too(RC)
And so (RC)are(RC) you
You(RC) stupid scum
Gavgav says you are a "bum bum"(RC)(RC)(RC)
And(RC) this is where our (RC)song ends
As we trancend (RC)religion(RC), race(RC), time(RC) and space
DDBA appear and sing:
Gimmie gimmie a Dekka after midnight
Take me to the morning the the brink of the pay
Gimmie gimmie a Taylor after midnight
Take me through the morning to the brink of the night
A Cbeebies presenter appears. And reads a book.
"I will attach suckers to your hips, nipples and ears!" says the guy from Prince's Bride. "Or the shreikin' eels will eat you!" And Buttercup was very frightened. So she asked Daoud to drop a nuke there. And Daoud did. Buttercup fell in love with Daoud, but he exploded.
Enter AC/DC.
Cos I'm on a hiiiiiighwaaay to hell
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiighway to hell
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighwaaay to hellllllllllllllll
But it is Chuck Norris singing!
Aaaaaaadmin
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadmin
Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dooooooeeeeeeeeessssss Niiiiiiaaaaaaaaallll like peeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiaaaaaags?
Deedeedeedeedeedee
We saw the writing on the wall
Deedeedeedeedeedee
It said "Septimus happily carried his mother and father to the port"
Deedeedeedeedeedee
(Eddie Van Halen plays a solo) UNFORTUNATELY NOT INCLUED IN ONOMATOPOEIA FORM HERE DUE TO SPAM FILTER
Deedeedeedeedeedee
Deedeedeedeedeedee
I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel 666!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
THIS ISN'T THE YOUTH CLUB!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
DO YOU GET TOGETHER BEFORE EACH LESSON AND DISCUSS ANNOYING THINGS TO DO?
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
YOU KNOW THE BIT I SAID ABOUT NOT TALKING?
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
OH! MR JONES!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*CK UP!
There's no point hiding it, Kerry.
I know there's something under there.
I've seen it.
Please can you give it to me?
Come on now, don't be childish.
I really want it boy...
Some stupid nu-metal band... say Korn, come in and say:
Dadadadadoooooo
Dadadadadoooooo
The Earth's been blown up
YOYOYOYOYO DA EARTH BEEN BLOWN UP, SHADDUP BEETCHES YOYOYOYOYO
So let us rap, about how depressed we are
YEAH BRUVSTA, WE NEED TO LAKE RAP DIS PAAAAARTAY UP YOYOYOYOYOYOYO
Dupstep chourus:
DOODOODEEDOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODEEDEEDEE
Dadadadadoooooo
Dadadadadoooooo
DOO DOO DOO DEEEEEE TSH TSH TAA TSH TSH TAA
YOYOYOYOYOYOYO- OH CRAP, HERE COMES THE "Bullies And Loopy Losers Stuff" WHO ARE GONNA KICK ARE ASSES, CAUSE WE HAVE NO CLASSES! YOYOYOYOYO DAT RIMED!
B.A.L.L.S.: Errrrrrmmm...... Where the hell is this going?
Suddenly, Korn and B.A.L.L.S. are killed by the Man In Black.
INCONCIEVABLE
INCONCIEVABLE
HOW DO I DIE AGAIN ¬!"£$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:@~|zxcvbnm<>?
that was pointless
so are you
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
ok
SUM GUY FROM UTUBE AD:
Dey sed Ah woud deliva no classics
So Ah delivered no classics.
An Ah sed: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo eat me ass!
Enter prostitute from Total Recall 2012-
LOOKING
FOR
SUMTHING?
YAH BEEN KEEPIN IT TRUE ME LAD NOW GO AN GIT ME SEE TRUNK IT GOT MY DILDOS IN IT!
Lonlee Vergen enters: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh Show me poooooooooooooorrrrrrnnnn
Or I will join Koooooooooooooorrrnnn
I will fap fap fap
Cos babby u a aaaaaaaaaadmin
Let Russians be mutants too
Andreas Boyd is cool
Cos babby u an àáâäæãåādmin yes yes
Bruce Dickinson:
Run from L Vergen
Run for your lives
Run from-
CHUCK NORRIS:
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO DA DANGER ZONE!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAY TO DA DANGER ZOOOOOOOOOONE!
THE MUSKETS ARE FIRING
THE CANNONS ARE FIRING
EVERYTHINGS FIRING AT YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
We enter the Wholly Hedonistic Orange Running Evilly. The W.H.O.R.E. is a brothel.
The prostitutes:
Here I am!
Fuck me like a hurricane!
- der der*
Here I am!
Fuck me like a hurricane!
- doo dee doo dee dee deelee de dee dee dow dow*
WHERE WILL THIS GO? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF POWER RANGERS!
Enter One One Pound Fish guy:
Come on ladies, come on ladies
One pound fresh!
Very very sad
Very very cheap
Very very sad
Very very chesp
Gets blown up
SUFFER WITH ME MASON!
SHOUT TO ALL ME LOST BOIS
SHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHOUT TO ALL ME LOST KIDDIES
JIMMY SAVILLE!
BANGINGHIM!
Enter Da Rappin' Unicorns Leaugueueueue:
YO, ALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALALA
I'M A MOFOIN' UNICORN!
HORNY BEETCHEZ!
YOYOYOYOYOBLING!
ALALALALALALALALALA MOIN' UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!
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