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Tehadmin
Hello again reader,

In the beginning, the trolls came running down the hill. Then they found the bottom of the hill was on fire. Fail.

The Admins will write the rest.

From,

That voice in your head that speaks when you read stuff.


DUNDUNDUNDUNDAHDAHDAH

BRING ME 115

DUNDUNDEEDUNDAHDAHDAH

AND THEN I WILL SEND SOME FLIES

DEEDEEDUNDUNDAHDAHDAH

AND SOME LOCUSTS

DUNDUNDUNDUNDAHDAHDEE

AND SET SOMETHING ON FIRE

I23

115

And I no dat I will not die alone!

ABC


After the trolls had burned to a crisp, then came the solar chickens.

Chickens:

He's a sun, he likes sun and i like the sun.

Our only aim in like is beat Obi-Wan (at Star Wars: Battlefront 2)


Enter Chuck Norris:

Chuck:

When u do PE

Or play Assasin's cree(d)

There is one ting u need to no

When ur an admin

Your are not a bin

And don't have fins.


Chuck Norris is shot in the head and temporarily becomes a carboard cutout.


Nyan Cat makes an epic appearance; flying through space, crapping rainbows.

Mew-mew-mew, mew-mewmew-mewmew, mew-mewmewmewmew,mewmewmewmewmew,mew-mew!

Justin Bieber eats Nyan Cat and starts to sing. S@#t.

Baby-

Justin Bieber gets shoot in the knees, his elbows roasted, his eyes gouged out, his tongue cut out, his ears bitten off by a maddened gnat and finally he's crucified. YAY!



OPERATOR TRYING TO GET A SENTANCE THRU


Newsreader: Hello kiddies, now we shall find out wot is da nuus. Da nuus is: CAECILIUS EST IN DA BLOODY HORTO! Run to the Hills!

Bruce Dickinson: Ruuuun to the Hiiiils, Run fooor your liiiiives!


GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

mr viveaesh isn't coming! run 2 de hills

Bruce Dickinson: Ruuuun to the Hiiiils, Run fooor your liiiiives!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

School of rock:

Groupies!

Sluts!

Sleep with the band!

GROUPIESGROUPIES!

Sluts!

Sleep With The Band!


THANK SATAN THAT'S OVER!


Septimus!

Happily!

Carried!

His!

Mother!

And!

Father!

To!

The!

Port!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!

GEORGE'S DEATH HOUSE!


To be continued.

Now kiddies, look away, something nasty is going to happen


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Told you!

2POSERS
Enter Chuck Norris, free of his carboard form.

Chuck Norris: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->





A rizzle rizzle rizzle yeah, the rizzle rizzle rizzle hey!

EE FEEL MAJEEKEEL! WHOOT YEER GOONA DAA ABOOT EET?

EEL REEP YEER FEECE OOF!

ER YEER NOOSTREELS!

ER YEER EEYAS!

HOO 'DYEER FEEL?

HOHOHOHO!


{C}MEESTER TROLOL DAHD! HOO 'DYEER FEEL?

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go go power rangers

deedeedee

go go perfect strangers

deedeedee

there are hidden dangers

deedeedee

from poser ragers

KILL

KILL

THE BRONIES AND FLUTTERSHY

DIE

DIE

THE FURRIES ARE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE


Clemens: Grumiio! In the morning!

Grumio: I see women (yummy), I see girls (yummier), I see SLAVE GIRLS! YUMMY YUMMY

3rd Merchant: We have big coc- clubs.

Grumio: Gimmie dat "roman club" (read: small stick)

Clemens: Afro promised you money!

Grumio: On with the song!


CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK!

Chuck:

Aaaaadmin

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadmin

PROTECT

FIGHT

BAN

PROTECTFIGHTBAN

PROTEEEECT

FIIIIIIIGHT

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

PROTECTFIGHTBAN

HEY

PROTECTFIGHTBAN

YEAH

PROTECTFIGHTBAN

IN DALLAS 1PM!


Dave Mustaine appears, and says:

Thiiis iiiiiis one frrrrrom aaaarrrrr nerrr rrrecrrrd. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangerrr Eiiteen!


WaS a LoNg AnD dArK nOvEmBeR

FrOm ThE sEaShOrEs I rEmEmBeR

ThErE wAs SnOw, WhItE sNoW

DaDAAAAAAAAAAAA DaDAAAAAAAAAAAaa

  • enter random Spaniard from The Princess Bride

Hello, I am Mario Costorerro

You killed my Father

Prepare to die

Awkward Face

INCONCEIVABLE!


He slashed my father straight through the HHHHHEART!

And then I asked him to make me look like the Joker!

But he missed and hit my cheeeeeeeeeeeekkkkssss

Because.

My name is Mario Costorerro

Don't you want me baby?

Don't you want me ooooohhhhhhhhhhh


And then Mario die-hieeedd

Dadadadada

By an arrow to the kneeeeeeeeee

Dadadadada

And then Ghost Rider came in

On his tricycle Harleeeeeeey

Coz he's a wild bitch

He wants to kick meeeeeeeee

Then he joined Team Jaco-o-ob

Like a true nature child
He was born
Born to be wild
He can climb so high
He never wanna die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild



Enter British thrash metal band Sabbat. (Singing+playing at the speed of light):

Obituary can suck on this (riff change)

Because (riff change) the pagans in the (riff change)south(RC) are not Christians(RC)

Say (RC)the priests(RC)

But(RC) the(RC) priests(RC)

Are pagans too(RC)

And so (RC)are(RC) you

You(RC) stupid scum

Gavgav says you are a "bum bum"(RC)(RC)(RC)

And(RC) this is where our (RC)song ends

As we trancend (RC)religion(RC), race(RC), time(RC) and space


DDBA appear and sing:

Gimmie gimmie a Dekka after midnight

Take me to the morning the the brink of the pay

Gimmie gimmie a Taylor after midnight

Take me through the morning to the brink of the night

A Cbeebies presenter appears. And reads a book.

"I will attach suckers to your hips, nipples and ears!" says the guy from Prince's Bride. "Or the shreikin' eels will eat you!" And Buttercup was very frightened. So she asked Daoud to drop a nuke there. And Daoud did. Buttercup fell in love with Daoud, but he exploded.

Enter AC/DC.

Cos I'm on a hiiiiiighwaaay to hell

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiighway to hell

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighwaaay to hellllllllllllllll

But it is Chuck Norris singing!

Aaaaaaadmin

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadmin

Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dooooooeeeeeeeeessssss Niiiiiiaaaaaaaaallll like peeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiaaaaaags?


Deedeedeedeedeedee

We saw the writing on the wall

Deedeedeedeedeedee

It said "Septimus happily carried his mother and father to the port"

Deedeedeedeedeedee

(Eddie Van Halen plays a solo) UNFORTUNATELY NOT INCLUED IN ONOMATOPOEIA FORM HERE DUE TO SPAM FILTER

Deedeedeedeedeedee

Deedeedeedeedeedee

I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel 666!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

THIS ISN'T THE YOUTH CLUB!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

DO YOU GET TOGETHER BEFORE EACH LESSON AND DISCUSS ANNOYING THINGS TO DO?

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

YOU KNOW THE BIT I SAID ABOUT NOT TALKING?

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

OH! MR JONES!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F*CK UP!

There's no point hiding it, Kerry.

I know there's something under there.

I've seen it.

Please can you give it to me?

Come on now, don't be childish.

I really want it boy...


Some stupid nu-metal band... say Korn, come in and say:

Dadadadadoooooo

Dadadadadoooooo

The Earth's been blown up

YOYOYOYOYO DA EARTH BEEN BLOWN UP, SHADDUP BEETCHES YOYOYOYOYO

So let us rap, about how depressed we are

YEAH BRUVSTA, WE NEED TO LAKE RAP DIS PAAAAARTAY UP YOYOYOYOYOYOYO

Dupstep chourus:

DOODOODEEDOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODEEDEEDEE

Dadadadadoooooo

Dadadadadoooooo

DOO DOO DOO DEEEEEE TSH TSH TAA TSH TSH TAA

YOYOYOYOYOYOYO- OH CRAP, HERE COMES THE "Bullies And Loopy Losers Stuff" WHO ARE GONNA KICK ARE ASSES, CAUSE WE HAVE NO CLASSES! YOYOYOYOYO DAT RIMED!

B.A.L.L.S.: Errrrrrmmm...... Where the hell is this going?

Suddenly, Korn and B.A.L.L.S. are killed by the Man In Black.

INCONCIEVABLE

INCONCIEVABLE

HOW DO I DIE AGAIN ¬!"£$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:@~|zxcvbnm<>?

that was pointless

so are you

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

ok

SUM GUY FROM UTUBE AD:

Dey sed Ah woud deliva no classics

So Ah delivered no classics.

An Ah sed: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo eat me ass!


Enter prostitute from Total Recall 2012-

LOOKING

FOR

SUMTHING?


YAH BEEN KEEPIN IT TRUE ME LAD NOW GO AN GIT ME SEE TRUNK IT GOT MY DILDOS IN IT!


Lonlee Vergen enters: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh Show me poooooooooooooorrrrrrnnnn

Or I will join Koooooooooooooorrrnnn

I will fap fap fap

Cos babby u a aaaaaaaaaadmin

Let Russians be mutants too

Andreas Boyd is cool

Cos babby u an àáâäæãåādmin yes yes


Bruce Dickinson:

Run from L Vergen

Run for your lives

Run from-


CHUCK NORRIS:

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO DA DANGER ZONE!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAY TO DA DANGER ZOOOOOOOOOONE!


THE MUSKETS ARE FIRING

THE CANNONS ARE FIRING

EVERYTHINGS FIRING AT YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU


We enter the Wholly Hedonistic Orange Running Evilly. The W.H.O.R.E. is a brothel.

The prostitutes:

Here I am!

Fuck me like a hurricane!

  • der der*

Here I am!

Fuck me like a hurricane!

  • doo dee doo dee dee deelee de dee dee dow dow*


WHERE WILL THIS GO? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF POWER RANGERS!

Enter One One Pound Fish guy:


Come on ladies, come on ladies

One pound fresh!

Very very sad

Very very cheap

Very very sad

Very very chesp

Gets blown up

SUFFER WITH ME MASON!

SHOUT TO ALL ME LOST BOIS

SHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHOUT TO ALL ME LOST KIDDIES

JIMMY SAVILLE!

BANGINGHIM!


Enter Da Rappin' Unicorns Leaugueueueue:

YO, ALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALALA

I'M A MOFOIN' UNICORN!

HORNY BEETCHEZ!

YOYOYOYOYOBLING!

ALALALALALALALALALA MOIN' UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!

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