Wise Dragon is one of the Randomonia Divines. He was created when Spookystorm visited a theme park
which had a recorded message repeating: "Wise Dragon say, keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times." Due to the bad English at the beginning, Wise Dragon became famous. However, Wise Dragon's bad grammar was also extended to all plurals and also refers to himself in the third person (like J'Zargo/Panther Guy). An example of using Wise Dragon is: "Wise Dragon say, if you no see you have no eye."
Dunce Dragon is Wise Dragon's intelligent cousin. All his sentences have perfect English, but is overshadowed by his 'wise' cousin.